February 12, 2004
So How'd You Meet?
"So, how did you and Frank meet?"
"Oh, it's a sweet story, really. Frank 'was seated at the wheel of his white two-door sedan outside PS 18 in Queens Village' when we 'were walking to school.' Frank 'called' me 'over and exposed himself.'"
"Ahh, that is sweet."
"Yeah, but then 'about a mile away and one hour later,' Frank 'parked outside Martin Van Buren HS when he waved over two more students and exposed himself again. The girls bolted as' Frank 'drove away.'"
"Wow, that Frank. He really knows how to woo the ladies. There's nothing like pulling out your meat to win a girl's heart."
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posted by at February 12, 2004 9:00 PM
