January 27, 2004
Queens Coyote Goes With Floe
"A not-so-wily coyote landed in the doghouse with would-be rescuers yesterday after getting cold feet and refusing to hop to safety from a floating chunk of ice in Jamaica Bay."
They make it seem like they got the coyote, but "Once on dry land, the coyote 'high-tailed it' into a wooded area, Ziel said."
So there's a coyote walking the mean streets of New York as I type, most likely assembling something or other from Acme Co., ready to unleash the contraption on the fine citizens of New York. Super. Beep beep.
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posted by at January 27, 2004 10:29 PM
