December 15, 2003
ScaryNY Shopping Well, it's the
ScaryNY Shopping
Well, it's the holiday season and frankly, documenting scary shit in the city is kind of ruining my festive mood, so I'm going to lighten things up a bit. Some recent search referrers make it clear that people are coming to ScaryNY for their shopping needs. Here, see for yourself:
Google Search: where can I buy a samurai sword in new york, ny
Nope, not here, bub. But I bet you'll find something if you wander around Chinatown long enough. I remember on a school trip in high school, this whacko in my school bought a samurai sword and a giant bag of fireworks. The chaperone said, "what's that, Peter?" Peter said, "A sword and a bag full of fireworks." The teacher laughed and Peter sat down. Amazing.
Web Search Results: prostitution in long i[sland]
Well, that's sweet. Probably a dad shopping for his son or something.
Google Search: switchblades ny
Some guy offered to sell me a switchblade on the street a few weeks ago. I wasn't in the market. Moral of the story -- hang out in front of you office building long enough and someone will ask you if you want to buy a knife.
Yahoo! Search Results for HASIDIC SEX
Something a little different for Hanukah this year.
Google Search: engraved gold teeth ny
I have no idea where you can find this, or why you'd want to find this. Do they engrave the tooth before they install it? I'd like to know.
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posted by at December 15, 2003 10:42 PM
