November 7, 2003

Raid Nets 350 Switchblades, Swords

Raid Nets 350 Switchblades, Swords

"A new undercover police unit whose goal is to weed out illegal knives in Queens arrested eight men and seized 350 switchblades, swords and other cutting weapons Thursday in raids at five variety stores, authorities said."

These raids were carried out by a unit of 50 police offices nicknamed... ready for this... "The Cutting Edge." Oh boy! Har har! Knives. Sharp. Cutting edge. Oh my side!

Anyway, some guy came up to me outside my office a few days ago and offered to sell me a switchblade. I asked to take a look... got to push the button. That was pretty cool, but I explained that I wasn't in the market. Then I quickly ran inside.

categories: General
posted by at November 7, 2003 12:21 AM