November 17, 2003

It's 'The Sixth Fence' "Carl

It's 'The Sixth Fence'

"Carl Reid must have the most unlucky address in the city. A careening car smashed into his Queens home yesterday - for the sixth time in the last two decades."

This guy lives on the Van Wyck Expressway.

"Both cars smashed into Reid's brick lawn barrier, knocked down his wrought-iron fence, wiped out a 15-year-old tree and chewed up his lawn. The Lincoln then slammed nose-first into his decorative steel door, busting the brick and wood frame."

What this guy needs is a moat.

categories: General
posted by at November 17, 2003 8:43 AM